Last night Matt and I broke the cardinal rule of marriage. We went to bed angry. Well I went to bed angry. It was over something stupid, but I’m stubborn and didn’t feel like doing my typical flare-up and forgive temper. So I was snoozing  grumpy.

Today, after I came home from work, we had the following exchange:

Me: I’m sorry I yelled at you last night, but you hurt my feelings.

Matt: Well I don’t care about that, what I want you to apologize for is kicking me out of bed.

Me: I didn’t kick you out of bed, you didn’t even come to bed with me.

Matt: Yes, you did! When I went to get in bed, you were in the middle, so I said, “Can you scoot over so I can come to bed?” and you said no!

Me: Oh. Well I don’t feel like I should have to apologize for something I don’t remember. I mean I am sorry. But I wasn’t conscious.

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